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(no subject) [May. 5th, 2010|11:27 pm]
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i focus on the flicker of the candlelight
reflected in the dull porcelain

pressing my face to its cold surface
to feel my temples beat against it

i hear a motorbike whiz by on the streets below

for a moment, i allow myself to re-believe in true love

some feel baths are relaxing
others find the very idea unhygenic
no calgon to 'take me away'
i sigh and i soak in the sins of the day

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(no subject) [Nov. 18th, 2009|04:20 pm]
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the other day while haven and i were driving around, this post came up. [five plus years old!] she didn't remember the post, so i figured i would dig it up for old time's sake.

i think i totally wanted to have sex with haven for like, a month. now we are like sisters. she is on her way over here right now. she is going to dye my hurrz and we will make food and then host the first ever san francisco CRAFT GUILD.
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(no subject) [Nov. 5th, 2009|07:00 pm]
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i've talked about 'STARTING A BAAAAAAAAND' for years now. today, i took the first step toward starting a band.


i already have two potential members! i'm pretty excited.
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(no subject) [Oct. 26th, 2009|10:34 pm]
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TappyGotJuice (10:20:52 PM): but then later
TappyGotJuice (10:20:56 PM): or maybe a different night
TappyGotJuice (10:21:02 PM): i dreamed that i waded into the ocean
TappyGotJuice (10:21:19 PM): and all of these sea lions, about two dozen of them, swam over to me, they surrounded me
queer for christ (10:21:26 PM): hah
TappyGotJuice (10:21:34 PM): and i pet them and loved them and swam with them, and it was so beautiful that i began to cry
queer for christ (10:21:46 PM): wow thats gay
TappyGotJuice (10:21:48 PM): and all of these people were just standing on the shore, watching
TappyGotJuice (10:21:50 PM): baffled
TappyGotJuice (10:21:52 PM): SHUT UP
TappyGotJuice (10:21:55 PM): SEA LIONS ARE AWESOME
queer for christ (10:21:55 PM): was i one of them?
TappyGotJuice (10:22:04 PM): you were probably a plankton

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(no subject) [Oct. 3rd, 2009|01:14 pm]
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[Current Music |lady gaga.]

itunes- recently added-

godflesh: godflesh
godflesh: hymns
godflesh: merciless

lady gaga: the fame

uhm, what the hellllll?

i chose a halloween costume. edward scissorhands dressed up as a postman or a bunny or something ridiculous. best costume evar.
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(no subject) [Sep. 30th, 2009|08:05 pm]
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a lady as fabulous as myself shouldn't be sitting in watching 'ghost world' on a wednesday evening. but that's just the way the cookie crummmmbles.

speaking of cookies, i definitely have some oreos. and some milk.

and some new glasses.

LOOK! here are my new glasses. and sid vicious! he is getting way healthier. i think he's gonna make it!

i've been whistling some bizarre song that i couldn't recognize. many, many moments later, i realized it is the theme song from 'candyman.' haha. oooooooooooooookay.
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(no subject) [Sep. 29th, 2009|11:02 pm]
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i saw the original 'nightmare on elm street' when i was like... two or three. mom and i followed the entire series. that's our thing.

i was kind of upset when news of a REMAKE broke. but it actually looks halfway decent!

i recently had this bizarre dream that freddy krueger was trying to kill me. in order to save myself, i established a romantic relationship with him. we definitely had sex. yikes.

i called my mom to tell her in the morning. she laughed SO HARD! later that day, i sent her a picture message of a freddy krueger costume i found at walgreens. she replied, 'my future son in law?'

one, two, freddy's coming for you--- oh, wait. sick.
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(no subject) [Sep. 26th, 2009|11:23 am]
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i took sid vicious to see the vet at ACC yesterday. sid vicious is the cream-coloured guy. i named him sid vicious because he was really mean and hissy when we first took him in. anyway, he's not hissy at all anymore. all of the kittens are really sweet- total lap cats.

but sid was not doing well- kinda shaky, losing weight, and had diarrhea. so i took him in, brought a stool sample, they hydrated him intravenously, then they gave me some antibiotics and sent us home.

i woke up this morning to find that one of the kittens had passed. but it wasn't even sid vicious. or stella, who also had diarrhea. it was jeffrey, the healthiest one.

have you ever held a dead kitten? IT'S THE WORST.


i know it's not my fault- the woman who runs the program says that this just happens. i mean, who KNOWS what was going on with any of them before the were surrendered to ACC. but that doesn't make me feel any better- he still died in my care.

jess and jeffrey. :( poor guy.

kittenssssss...Collapse )
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(no subject) [Sep. 23rd, 2009|11:27 am]
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[Current Music |cocteau twins.]

the weekend...

photos...Collapse )

the hightlight was DEFINITELY driving down to wauwatosa's rosebud theatre with crystal, nicole, kyle, and sarah to see '500 days of summer.' they serve drinks at that theatre! and there are couches! nicole and i shot up and started busting out some moves during the musical-dance number. she makes me feel so alive.

okay. now, back to real life.
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(no subject) [Sep. 19th, 2009|09:16 am]
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[Current Mood |<3]
[Current Music |interpol. the new.]

haha! AWWWWWWWWWWWW! happy birthday to my crazy boyfriend. i am excited to spend the day in santa cruz with diane, brandon, and randall.

we have to drive back to san francisco late tonight, because i fly out in the morning! my wonderful mommi bought me a ticket home for haven and mike's wedding reception picnic! i would have been kicking myself forever if i missed it. haven and mike are the perfect couple- in my darkest moments, i look to them and remind myself that true, everlasting love really does exist. i might never find it, but it does exist! hah!

it will be nice to see old friends, too.

and my faaaaaaaaamilyyyyyyyy! since they weren't sure if i was going to end up coming or not, mom and nicole didn't really schedule time off from work. and crystal has school and a driver's education class and stuff. but i don't know, we will at least get to have dinners together and maybe all go see a film or something. i love mom and the girls SO MUCH, and things were so tense when i was home for nana's funeral- we were all so depressed, upset, confused- and sometimes, we took it out on each other. it will be great to bond and set all of that behind us.

hmm... do i have anything COLOURFUL to wear to the reception tomorrow? really. wearing all black to a wedding reception is kind of... well, you know.
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